Rush Limbaugh's Robots
There is one undeniable fact: Left-Wing Liberals hate Rush Limbaugh with a passion.
If you're not familiar with the astronomic prominence of right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, you must have just stepped off the Alien Mother Ship. But what is most interesting about Limbaugh's left-wing detractors is one particular viewpoint: that (I paraphrase here) Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi and his fans are nothing but a bunch of brainwashed, knuckle-dragging morons. Actually, they're not far off the mark.
Rush Limbaugh's success is no accident. The NeoCon Movement has it's roots in the popularity and success of Rush Limbaugh, with the help of some Third Reich technology. Here's how.
In World War II, a German scientist named Stumpfheit discovered that certain inaudible sound waves had a hypnotic effect on the brain. When blended with a charismatic voice like Adolph Hitler's, the sound waves neutralized the brain's judgement center, making the listener believe what the speaker was saying. The German's used Stumpfheit's system as a propaganda delivery meduim. At the end of the war, Stumpfheit and all his research disappeared. 15 years later, Stumpfheit was found dead in Argentina.
In the 1960's, Stumpfheit's papers were discovered by Edward Householder, an engineer who left a promising career at NASA to start his own electronics firm. The Acme Radiotronics SHAM filter, based on Stumpfheit's prototype, was produced by Householder and sold to radio and television broadcasting companies to improve their market share. The device made Householder rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But, once more, the secret of the device, conceived by Stumpfheit and improved by Householder, was lost, as Householder's company was closed and his research materials destroyed after his death in 1977.
This is where we NeoCons come in. We found an Acme SHAM device at a surplus yard in Phoenix, Arizona. Advances in technology allowed us to defeat Householder's built-in protection, which originally kept anyone from examining the circuitry in Acme's filters. We discovered a simple design, yet it was a brilliant combination of components. We duplicated the circuitry and tested its functionality. All we needed was the right voice.
That voice was Rush Limbaugh.
In the 1980's, we discovered Limbaugh in Sacramento, struggling to build an audience for his radio program. His voice was uncannily like Hitler's. Under another pretext, our technicians installed our SHAM at the radio station where Limbaugh's broadcast originated from. The rest is, as they say, broadcast history.
So, as you can fathom, Rush Limbaugh does preach to his brainwashed audience, thanks to us.
We can tell you this for 2 reasons. First, most of you won't believe this anyway. Second, our devices are integrated so seamlessly into the stations we have infiltrated, that even an analyst couldn't find our micro-SHAMs.
The end is near, Liberals. Resistance is futile.
If you're not familiar with the astronomic prominence of right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, you must have just stepped off the Alien Mother Ship. But what is most interesting about Limbaugh's left-wing detractors is one particular viewpoint: that (I paraphrase here) Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi and his fans are nothing but a bunch of brainwashed, knuckle-dragging morons. Actually, they're not far off the mark.
Rush Limbaugh's success is no accident. The NeoCon Movement has it's roots in the popularity and success of Rush Limbaugh, with the help of some Third Reich technology. Here's how.
In World War II, a German scientist named Stumpfheit discovered that certain inaudible sound waves had a hypnotic effect on the brain. When blended with a charismatic voice like Adolph Hitler's, the sound waves neutralized the brain's judgement center, making the listener believe what the speaker was saying. The German's used Stumpfheit's system as a propaganda delivery meduim. At the end of the war, Stumpfheit and all his research disappeared. 15 years later, Stumpfheit was found dead in Argentina.
In the 1960's, Stumpfheit's papers were discovered by Edward Householder, an engineer who left a promising career at NASA to start his own electronics firm. The Acme Radiotronics SHAM filter, based on Stumpfheit's prototype, was produced by Householder and sold to radio and television broadcasting companies to improve their market share. The device made Householder rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But, once more, the secret of the device, conceived by Stumpfheit and improved by Householder, was lost, as Householder's company was closed and his research materials destroyed after his death in 1977.
This is where we NeoCons come in. We found an Acme SHAM device at a surplus yard in Phoenix, Arizona. Advances in technology allowed us to defeat Householder's built-in protection, which originally kept anyone from examining the circuitry in Acme's filters. We discovered a simple design, yet it was a brilliant combination of components. We duplicated the circuitry and tested its functionality. All we needed was the right voice.
That voice was Rush Limbaugh.
In the 1980's, we discovered Limbaugh in Sacramento, struggling to build an audience for his radio program. His voice was uncannily like Hitler's. Under another pretext, our technicians installed our SHAM at the radio station where Limbaugh's broadcast originated from. The rest is, as they say, broadcast history.
So, as you can fathom, Rush Limbaugh does preach to his brainwashed audience, thanks to us.
We can tell you this for 2 reasons. First, most of you won't believe this anyway. Second, our devices are integrated so seamlessly into the stations we have infiltrated, that even an analyst couldn't find our micro-SHAMs.
The end is near, Liberals. Resistance is futile.
