Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Root of California's Problems

There may be a million reasons offered for California's financial woes, but all boils down to people like this guy, who spouted this rant on Craigslist. My comments are in bold:

Stupid Cali voters

What a bunch of stupid m************ we have in this state.
Spend milions of dollars to recall Gray Davis because he didn't fix the s*** during his first term, and elected the governator.
Lessee? Better off today than yesterday?
Well, state is about to go f****** bankrupt!
Ain't got no f****** GD money!
What about that Republicans?


This is the denial you get from uneducated Wingnuts like this guy. I really think he has not a clue about how California State government operates. He’s also forgotten or just plain ignored the fact that Liberal Democrats hold a 2/3 majority at all levels of California Gub-Mint.


How about we spend another couple million to recall your candidate for governor now, using money we don't have of course.

What a bunch of dumb m************. Damn!!

Bought that Republican s***, and their choice didn't do no better, just made it f****** worse. A*******!

I'd say you deserve it, but all of us are suffering, so F*** you!

We need to drive the whole lot of you stupid bastards into the OC and then into the ocean.


F*** hassling the latino's. At least they work. I say we get get rid of the f****** Republicans and all of their GD lies once and for f****** all!


Only a knucklehead would entertain the idea taking one of the largest generators of tax revenue in the State of California and "driving it into the ocean".

This is such a wonderful example of the IDIOCY that plagues California. The sad fact is, this poor guy isn’t even smart enough to realize that the people HE supports in their current elected positions are the ones spending California into oblivion. And when Arnold Schwarzeneggar tried to put measures into place to stop the kind of financial bleeding that is killing California RIGHT NOW, it was voters like this clown who told Schwarzeneggar to buzz off.

And now this guy is on Craigslist bawling about Republicans. This little baby needs to sit in his dirty diapers and think about where the mess REALLY came from.

Want to know where California's problems begin? It's with people like this, who rubber-stamp EVERYTHING the Democrats do by blindly voting for them.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Hasta La Vista, White Guilt


(I found this posted on Craigslist)


WHITE GUILT IS DEAD!


Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over.

This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.

So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America ," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.

Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.

Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah. pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first black French President.

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.

No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone's great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile.

It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful. don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It's filthy.

In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully. Wham!!!

That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.