Attention All You Professional Protesters!

If you're going to swarm all over my city because you lack a job skill and you're really, really bored, then here are some rules you need to follow.

1. Stay out of the way of honest, employed, tax paying people trying to get to work.

2. Don't crap in the bushes.

3. Try to make arrangements for personal hygiene.

4. Don't break things that you didn't build or pay for in some fashion through TAXES, since you don't believe in gainful employment.

5. For goodness sake, learn about what you're protesting so you don't look like dolts when you're interviewed for the Nightly News.

6. Get some decent clothes. Nobody is going to take you seriously if you're walking around in a Che' T-shirt and hobo jeans that show your butt cheeks or your little peepee, or if you're dressed like a punk metal goth whore.

7. Bring proper art materials for signs. Signs made from cardbox box bottoms mean you're a street bum.

8. If you're going to break windows and torch cop cars, stop hiding your face behind a bandana. If you're not MAN enough to show us you are are, then have the decency to wear a checkered tablecloth around your noggin like any garden variety Al Qaeda terrorist would.

9. Learn words that have more than 4 letters.

10. Take a backbacker's attitude and pack your trash out out of the area when you leave. You're all high and mighty about saving the environment except when it comes to my city, where you have no problem turning it into a gigantic landfill. Try to have some considering for those of us who WORK, which is something you seem to be allergic to.

Could Any of You Bigoted Lib-droid Israel-Bashers....

...point out just when was the last time Israel fired thousands of rockets into Palestine, targeting such vital military sites as hospitals and elementary schools?

One Day the Jewish Vote Will Finally Realize...

...that the Democrats really aren't their friends. Terrorist thugs get more compassion from bleeding heart liberal Demoturds than Israelis who would just like to be left alone.


That's because there are so many terrorists and thugs that have become heroes to the brainwashed communist wanna-be's of the Left.

Capitalisn Vs. Socialism 101

CAPITALISM: I need new shoes for my plow mule. I go to the village blacksmith, and either pay him cash or barter some of my goods or services in exchange for the shoes. My mule gets reshoed and I can plow my field.


SOCIALISM: I need new shoes for the plow mule that the village allowed me to own. I cannot afford to buy new shoes for the mule since I am taxed at 90% of my income to pay for "free" services like shoeing the mule. I must apply to the Mayor for the shoes.

The Mayor's secretary takes all the forms I fill out, and tells me I will be contacted when the forms are approved. My field remains unplowed.

I get notified 2 weeks later that I can get the shoes. I go the village blacksmith. There is a huge waiting list for people who need the blacksmith's services. He tells me he'll call me when it's my turn. My fields remain unplowed.

3 weeks later, the blacksmith notifies me by pony express that I have an appointment. I take my mule to the blacksmith. He re-shoes the mule.

I take my mule back home, start plowing my fields 5 weeks late into the growing season, and one of the mule's new shows breaks in 2... it's poorly made. I go back to the blacksmith, who informs me I have to go to the Mayor and complain since he doesn't deal directly with the public. He's just a service contracted by the village.

I go to the Mayor and complain that my mule needs shoes. The Mayor's secretary gives me more forms to fill out. I tell her I can't wait and if the blacksmith can't fix the problem, I want to go to another blacksmith.

The Mayor's secretary informs me that this is the only village-approved blacksmith, and going to a non-approved blacksmith is illegal. I tell her without plowing my fields, my family is going to starve. She gives me a whole slew of new forms labeled "welfare".

I fill out all the forms. A week later, I have a writ that allows me to go to any other farm and help myself to their produce. I can also go the Village General Store and help myself to anything but whiskey or tobacco. This writ has no expiration.

Now my family is all fat, dumb, and happy, we have all we need, and I didn't work a day for it.

However, the rest of the village now hates me. I can't fathom why.

I Hate To Break This To You, But...

Being a Left-Winger doesn't increase your IQ 30 points.

Can Anybody Take "The View" Seriously?

"The View" serves one useful purpose. It provides incentive to get a day job so that one doesn't accidentally stumble across it while channel-surfing on Monday through Friday.

The vapid commentary from the women on this program is just mind-numbing. From Whoopi Goldberg's "rape-rape" comment to the perpetaully obnoxious bantering from Joy Behar, I can't imagine why this awful program would have more viewers than the crew that produces this pile of time-wasting junk.

I like Elizabeth Hasselbeck, but I'm beginning to think she's a glutton for punishment. I just hope she's well-compensated for being the lone conservative who has to put up with the never-ending tripe coming from such wanna-be wonks as Goldberg and Behar.

The only shining moment this show had was when they dumped Rosie O'Donnell. I guess that proves even Barbara Walters has a maximum level of stupidity she's willing to tolerate.

Still, when it comes to the intelligence required to be a Left Wing commentator on "The View", it's a very low bar.

Thank the Lord I work for a living. The snippets from The View I see on the internet reassure me that working for a living is good.

Chick-Fil-A in the Lefties' Gunsights

Remember, as a business owner, you're not allowed to take a political stance that is unpopular with the minority.

This has been proven by the hysteria that gay activists have fomented around the Chick-Fil-A fast food corporation, after one of Chick-Fil-A's franchisees donated money to an organization that supports traditional marriage.

For one store owner's actions, an entire corporation is to be tarred and feathered. After all, according to the continuously unhappy Left, it's the American Way.

No surprise here. Chick-Fil-A, a popular retaurant found on many university campuses, is now enjoying the same treatment that on-campus military recruiters have received... at least, until the previous Congress jammed through the lifting of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" when the Republicans won the House Majority last November. Nobody's bawling much about the recruiters now. Funny how that works, y'all thank?

All Chick-Fil-A would have to do is publicly apologize, openly promote homosexuality, and take away the store from that ee-vil franchisee who started this whole mess in the first place. Basically, they need admit their Christian values are crap, take a 180 degree turn, and adopt a hypocritical stance, all for the sake of filthy lucre.

All to please less than 1% of the population.

Can you say "Tyranny of the Minority", boys and girls? I knew you could. Unfortunately for some, this too has become the American Way.

Unions Do NOT Care

Wisconsin is a small state beset by budget problems due to our nation's economic crash. Nonetheless, public employee labor unions REFUSE to work on compromise pay and benefits packages which would enable states like Wisconsin the ability to balance a budget and keep all its public employees.

Instead, these Unions will FORCE layoffs and still point their crooked fingers at the state and tell its citizens "Nerny nerny nerny, you shouldn't have voted for those greedy Republicans who now run your state. They don't care for you like we do."

Unions only care about job protectionism at the expense of everyone else. They also
protect deabeats and shaft everybody in the process.

It's time for the public to take away the power of the Unions and kick them out of the public sector.

Cali Voters Are Already Unsure Over Jerry Brown

Early buyers' remorse? And this from the puff-ball Nothington Post:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/10/jerry-brown-approval-numb_n_821356.html

Once again, knucklehead California voters have no one to blame but themselves. When are they going to learn a lesson and stop believing Public Union Propaganda?

The fact is, California voters, living in the most tax-oppressive state in the Union, are going to get more of the same, all because they chose to fall for a dirty trick by a "civil rights attorney" who applies her makeup with a spray gun and adores being in the news.

Meg Whitman wasn't perfect, but she isn't the feckless old Democrat that California voters are already learning to regret.