Queen of the Dimmitude

While the Left has another fit over Sarah Palin's new-found popularity, let's have a review of inane quotes by their beloved House Speaker:

Nancy Pelosi, Queen of the Dimmitude and 3rd in line to the Presidency:

"We need to raise the standard of living of our poor, unemployed and minorities For example, we have an estimated 12 million illegal immigrants in our country who need our help along with millions of unemployed minorities. Stock market windfall profits taxes could go a long way to guarantee these people the standard of living they would like to have as 'Americans'."

Uh, Madam Speaker, last time I checked, according to that "living, breathing document" called 'TheConstitution', ILLEGAL ALIENS AREN'T AMERICANS... but you want to tax 401k plans to support them, anyway.

"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels," she says. Natural gas "is cheap, abundant and clean compared to fossil fuels," she has also stated.

Natural gas IS a fossil fuel. DOH!

"Every week we don't pass a Stimulus package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs.''

Boy, our country is more densely populated than I thought!


"First Bush cut taxes for the rich and the economy has rebounded with new record low unemployment rates, which only means wealthy employers are getting even wealthier at the expense of the underpaid working class."

In other words, stimulating the economy and creating NON-gubmint jobs is a BAD thing, right Madam Speaker?


"It is a decision of the Supreme Court. So this is almost as if God has spoken."

Only better, right Madam Speaker?


"The war on terror is the war in Afghanistan"

Then why is it called the Afghanistan War?


"Congressman Murtha has enjoys an excellent reputation in the Congress on both sides of the aisle."

And I just saw pigs flying in formation.


On Abortion:

"As an ardent practicing Catholic, uh, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time. And what I know is over the centuries, the doctors of the church have not been able to make that definition, and, uh, Senator -- uh, I'm -- Senator -- Uh, St. Augustin' (sic) said at three months.

An "ardent, practicing Catholic" and she isn't even familiar with the Church's staunch pro-life stand?


On Universal Healthcare

"I think it is pretty clear that we want a strong public option in the legislation. Insurance companies full force carpet-bombing and shock and awe against the public option -- so much so that the American people doubt the plan or are uncertain about it, until you tell them what is in it."

You're right, Madam Speaker, when the American FINALLY learned what's in the bill, there was no more doubt... 80% of them now HATE it.


"I think they’re Astroturf… You be the judge. "They’re carrying swastikas and symbols like that to a town meeting on healthcare."

BULL... there weren't any people carrying swastikas. It was a bald-faced lie.


"The Bible tells us in the Old Testament, To minister to the needs of Gods creation is an act of worship. To ignore those needs is to dishonor the God who made us. On this Earth Day, and every day, let us pledge to our children, and our childrens children, that they will have clean air to breathe, clean water to drink, and the opportunity to experience the wonders of nature."

THERE IS NO SUCH QUOTE in the Bible. The "ardent, practicing Catholic" needs to go back to Sunday School.


"The gavel of the speaker of the House is in the hands of special interests, and now it will be in the hands of America’s children."

Spoiled, stupid, elitist children, I might add.


"I don’t know about ‘trust’ — I think I’m trusted," she said. "I certainly want to be trusted. I’m not particularly concerned if I’m liked."

NEWS FLASH, Madam Speaker... people generally don't trust people they hate. Derrrrr.....

A Lesson In Liberal Media

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S.Marine and a Republican.'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

U.S.MARINE-BIKER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the liberal news media's approach to the news these days.

Democrat Hypocrisy On Parade

So, once again, the Obama Adminstration is bashing Wall Street and bankers as greedy fatcats, and sending out the Pay Czar to make sure people in corporate America don't make "too much". In the meantime, the next spending bill being pushed through Congress will increase salary and benefits for PUBLIC employees at taxpayer expense.

Wonderful: before the spending bill, one person in the Transportation Department made more than 170 grand base salary. With the bill, over 1,000 of them will. And that's just one example. We're still stinging over the revelation that Senator Max Baucus was approving pay raises of 14,000.00 or more to his staff members. Remember, Federal Employees also get their own retirement fund and they don't pay into Social Insecurity.

WE PRIVATE EMPLOYEES, on the other hand, are dealing with pay free freezes or cuts to avoid layoffs, and the Gub-Mint is looking to TAX our benefits, including our privately-funded healthcare, as PAY. We, who worked hard building careers so that we could qualify to be employed by companies that provide better pay and benefits, get to be robbed even more to pay for salary increases for Max Baucus' staff members, who were well-paid BEFORE they got raises.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-ut these people are PUBLIC SERVANTS!"

So are military personnel, and they got a measly 5%, which Barbara Boxer brags about constantly to her constituents, while she gets an instant 4,000.00 increase, even though her husband is rich.

Tell the Chosen One to GET HIS HANDS OFF OUR PAY. If he's so concerned about the spending habits of banks and investment firms, STOP GIVING THEM TARP MONEY. Even after bailing out GM and Chrysler, they declared Chapter 11 anyway. Let the Private Sector clean up its own messes.

If the Democrats in Gub-Mint really want to get their house in order, tell them fire to Barney Frank, and then order Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac to STOP GUARANTEEING RISKY HOME LOANS.

GUB-MINT spending is still out of control. The Dems want to blame Bush, but place them in power, and you get a drunken sailors spending spree on social services and salaries for taxpayer-funded make-work jobs. The only difference between Big Gub-Mint and a drunken sailor is that the drunken sailor blows his own money.

Oh, boy... here come the windmills!

Pelosi's Trillion Dollar Christmas "Spirit"

SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE NANCY PELOSI, D-CALIF.: "I'm confident — I'm hopeful that we will have a bill as a Christmas present to the American people."

So what is it, Nan? Are you "confident", or just hopeful? Can't make up your tiny mind as usual? Need a teleprompter?

Gee, when somebody "gives" you a present, do they usually ask you to pay for it? Kinda messes with that whole "giving" idea, doesn't it? Perhaps the Queen of the Dimmitude needs to look up the word "give" in her Funk and Wagnalls BEFORE she spouts off her ignorance in public.

On top of that, the majority of the people don't want this "gift", Nancy, at least in form you're offering it. So, what does that make your Obamacare? A trillion dollar white elephant.

This "gift" from the Democrats is like one of those "gifts" you get from somebody trying to sell you a vacation timeshare; you know, a condo in some place like Vegas, where you get to use the toilets 2 weeks out of the year. When you finally say "no" to the desperate salesperson 20 times, you get a "gift" for attending the presentation. However, this "gift" is usually something like a free 2-night stay at another timeshare resort, where you'll have to attend another presentation, and say "no" another 20 times, or they'll charge you for the stay. And you have pay for your own travel. Some "free gift", huh? What you're really holding in your hand is a practically worthless voucher, and the timeshare corporation knows it.

The same goes for Obamacare. You're told it's "free" until the IRS hands you the bill. But you DON'T get out of paying for it by attending a sales presentation. Your President and Congress already said "yes" for you.

Yeah, thanks, Nancy for blabbering your stupidity once more. It's been real enlightening.

So, How's That "Hopey-Changey" Thing Working?

Hey, Democrats!

I'm beginning to think your Pesident is the band leader on the Titanic. He's running around the country (in between Sundays on the golf course) and preaching that the biggest threat to our national economy is the rising cost of healthcare.

Uh, Mr. President, get a clue. The average joe isn't worried that he's going to be put under by a catastrophic illness. He's concerned about A CATASTROPHIC ECONOMY THAT IS SENDING PEOPLE TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE AND NOT CREATING JOBS.

At least President Bush wasn't trying to blow smoke up the public's wazoo about economic recovery, because businesses were recovering and people were working. Obama's "Hope and Change" seems to be a boon for people that don't like to work, anyway. Most people want to do better.

So, tell me, Democrats: what part of tripling the deficit is going to fix our economy, especially when most of that spending mandated by the Gub-mint is on itself?

Another Waste Of Time And Money... Of Course!

We're in a deep recession. The economy is stagnant. Jobs aren't being created. The Dow is losing value. People are pulling their life savings out of stocks while they still have something left.

Ask the average joe what concerns him, and he'll tell you it's the economy: whether he'll have a job, what's gas and food going to cost, who's going to own his mortgage next year, whether there will be available credit to keep his business functioning. The last thing on average joe's mind is the how and why of three murdering thugs getting water dumped on their heads in exchange for information.

So, instead of focusing all its energy on fixing the economic mess that's been created, the GUB-MINT is entertaining the idea of spending MILLIONS on an investigation tthat will serve only to satisfy the bloodlust of angry liberals, in their perpetual vendetta against the Bush Administration. Average joe's economy is in the crapper. Now the Justice Department is entertaining the idea of taking MORE of our deflating dollars and wasting them on placating the Noam Chomsky Leftists, who consider this kind of idiocy as some sort of laudable achievement.

If the Justice Dept. wants to investigate someone, how about BARNEY FRANK? It's about high time somebody hammered that arrogant, pickle-sucking jackass with an investigation and exposed all his dirty back-door deals to the public. The public deserves to know just what kind of payola that scumbag received while he was pressuring loan institutions to create the sub-prime loan mess that led to last year's credit liquidity crisis. Barney Frank should not only be recalled, he deserves to strung up by his heels.

Barney Frank is one of the architects of the current recession. If he were a private employee, he would have been fired. Instead, the Demotards placed that jerk on the Banking Committee, where he tries to roast the loan institutions for causing a disaster that he pressured them to create. It's takes DEMOCRATS to continually re-elect a horse's ass like BARNEY "BANKING QUEEN" FRANK.

Crap In Trade - The Energy Fiasco

You 've already seen the dire predictions by various pundits on what a debacle President Obama's Energy Plan is going to be. This kind of shenanigans continues in Washington because the people that vote the Democrat Ticket lack common sense. I'll explain.

The Obama Administration wants to levy substantial taxes on energy in order to create some kind of "green energy sector" that is somehow supposed to create jobs and eliminate the country's need for imported petroleum. When the Administration talks about about "green" or "renewable" energy sources, we're focusing on wind or solar generated power. The Administration's energy plan has no provisions for the developement of biofuels or nuclear power. There is also no provision for creating more hydroelectric or geothermal energy.

Now here's where the "common sense" part figures in.

How many solar panels or hydrogen fuel cells will it take to power an 18 wheel truck or a locomotive? Most of our petroleum is used fo power vehicles, like cars, or trucks and trains that haul most of this country's consumable goods.

How many diesel-burning locomotives or 18-wheelers will be taken off the roads by the Adminstration's Energy Plan? Or do we need to start growing our own food again?

Most of this nation's power plants are fueled by natural gas or coal. What kind of "clean" energy source will the Administration convert all these power plants to?

A single nuclear reactor can provide as much energy as hundreds of windmills, and not deface the entire countryside. Nuclear reactors are emisionless. President Obama and his environmental cronies could care less... nuclear power is not an option.

The Adminstration's Energy Plan is really NO plan, just a lot of feel-good rhetoric to make Average Joe not feel so bad about being bent over a fence-rail. Once again, the average taxpayer will be having his pockets picked EVEN MORE by a greedy, over-reaching Gub-Mint that wants YOUR money to spend on useless programs and feed the coffers of greedy Government labor unions, who fill Democrat campaign war chests in return for big favors.

And we'll still be buying oil from OPEC. Nice job, Democrats!

An AMERICAN Speaks Up

Taken from the Internet, with a slight bit of editing from me. The author is anonymous.

Liberals and socialists - traitors among us (USA)

Liberals - your time is up. I know you don't believe me. "We just won the election" you say... So what? America is a conservative country.

Americans are sick and tired of paying for deadbeats and illegals.

Americans are tired of having to live in fear of speaking out against minority crime and blight.

Americans are fed up with politicians who destroy businesses through excess taxation and regulation.

Americans refuse to submit to the tyranny of Communism, in which the government enslaves the people.

Americans will not give up their 2nd Amendment right to own guns and protect themselves.

Americans will never allow Arab terrorism to weaken our resolve. American will never forget those who died to keep us free.

The military supports the Conservative cause, which is the American cause. The military will never forgot how the traitorous Liberals failed to support them in their effort to fight against Arab terrorism and keep us safe.

Liberals, if you only visit left-leaning websites, you probably get the idea that America has shifted towards the left. There is no truth to this. You have to remember that the Messiah defeated exceptionally poor Republican President and Vice-President candidates.

This economic crisis has a long way to go. And it is a very unstable situation. You are already seeing a strong Conservative American backlash to Pelosi/Obama's socialism. You are already seeing real Americans scream out for an end of the welfare system and a dismantling of excessive state and federal government.

Liberals love to blame the banks and capitalists... however no Liberal complained when the banks were giving away houses. No liberal complained when they were using credit cards like free money. No liberal complains when American business people, innovators, and entrepreneurs bring prosperity.

Our capitalist system is the very reason why we are still the envy of the world. The world's strongest country. The country so rich in opportunity that it's attracts people from all of the world. If this economic crisis gets worse... and all indications point in that direction, there is going to be a call to arms and battlelines will be drawn. Americans are ready to support a strong Conservative leader who is ready to take the steps needed to restore this country to greatness.

Americans support:

An immediate end to illegal immigration.

An immediate and quick return of illegal immigrants to their home countries, with force if necessary.

A dismantling of the welfare system that rewards deadbeats and impoverishes hard working people and companies.

Strong police and judicial action unshackled from Liberal restraints to rid our communities of criminals, from drug pushers down to graffiti artists.

More effective deterrents to crime, including work camps and a return of the death penalty.

Prosecution of corruption on all levels, both in government and in the corporate sector.

Removal of excessive government regulation.

End to excessive taxation.

The question is, will the people, who voted for the largest expansion of Big Gub-Mint in this nation's history, ever "get it"? Or is it too late?

Hear, hear!

Words of Wisdom

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a
shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
-John Adams

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.'
-Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G. Gordon Liddy

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on
what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866)

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown

An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
-Robert Heinlein

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
-Robert Heinlein

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly American criminal class ... save Congress.
-Mark Twain

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

The Root of California's Problems

There may be a million reasons offered for California's financial woes, but all boils down to people like this guy, who spouted this rant on Craigslist. My comments are in bold:

Stupid Cali voters

What a bunch of stupid m************ we have in this state.
Spend milions of dollars to recall Gray Davis because he didn't fix the s*** during his first term, and elected the governator.
Lessee? Better off today than yesterday?
Well, state is about to go f****** bankrupt!
Ain't got no f****** GD money!
What about that Republicans?

This is the denial you get from uneducated Wingnuts like this guy. I really think he has not a clue about how California State government operates. He’s also forgotten or just plain ignored the fact that Liberal Democrats hold a 2/3 majority at all levels of California Gub-Mint.


How about we spend another couple million to recall your candidate for governor now, using money we don't have of course.

What a bunch of dumb m************. Damn!!

Bought that Republican s***, and their choice didn't do no better, just made it f****** worse. A*******!

I'd say you deserve it, but all of us are suffering, so F*** you!

We need to drive the whole lot of you stupid bastards into the OC and then into the ocean.

F*** hassling the latino's. At least they work. I say we get get rid of the f****** Republicans and all of their GD lies once and for f****** all!

Only a knucklehead would entertain the idea taking one of the largest generators of tax revenue in the State of California and "driving it into the ocean".

This is such a wonderful example of the IDIOCY that plagues California. The sad fact is, this poor guy isn’t even smart enough to realize that the people HE supports in their current elected positions are the ones spending California into oblivion. And when Arnold Schwarzeneggar tried to put measures into place to stop the kind of financial bleeding that is killing California RIGHT NOW, it was voters like this clown who told Schwarzeneggar to buzz off.

And now this guy is on Craigslist bawling about Republicans. This little baby needs to sit in his dirty diapers and think about where the mess REALLY came from.

Want to know where California's problems begin? It's with people like this, who rubber-stamp EVERYTHING the Democrats do by blindly voting for them.

Hasta La Vista, White Guilt

(I found this posted on Craigslist)

WHITE GUILT IS DEAD!

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over.

This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.

So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America ," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.

Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.

Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah. pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first black French President.

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.

No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone's great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile.

It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful. don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It's filthy.

In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully. Wham!!!

That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.