The Theocracy Is Coming

There is great concern these days, coming from various Left-Wing pundits, that Republican Conservatives are voting on issues based on their religious beliefs; in effect, the Republican takeover of Congress and the White House are signposts of a "theocratic" government on the horizon... and this makes liberals cringe.

Deal with it, guys... we NeoCon Conspirators have been bringing on this "theocracy" for years... you've just finally discovered it.

Sure, we all know that man is just a higher form of animal, with natural propensities towards selfishness, dishonesty, greed, promiscuity, and alcohol and drug abuse. Progressives from the "if it feels good, do it" generation have done their level best to help us understand this and progress towards the implementation of the "no-fault society". Party on, dudes!

We NeoCon Bible-Beaters are a bunch of sourpusses, however, and we can't stand to watch anybody having fun. Hence the need for a "theocracy"--- a religiously-inspired form of oppressive restraint against the phoney-baloney, plastic-banana, free-love generation.

To get make this work, we've been placing our operatives--both Democrat and Republican-- in various strategic high office positions for many years now. Enough of them are in Washington now to begin the roll-out of our theocratic takeover of America. We effectively spoil all the fun everybody's having by reintroducing our radical, retrograde concepts:

Honesty
Integrity
Personal Responsibility
Self-Reliance
Common Courtesy
Mutual Respect
Compassion
Humility
Self-Control

These oppressive, neanderthal concepts will be used to effectively destroy everybody's good times, and brainwash our most precious asset... the children.

BEWARE, FOOLISH MORTALS. THE END (OF THE RAVE PARTY) IS NEAR.