Could Any of You Bigoted Lib-droid Israel-Bashers....

...point out just when was the last time Israel fired thousands of rockets into Palestine, targeting such vital military sites as hospitals and elementary schools?

Hasta La Vista, White Guilt

(I found this posted on Craigslist)

WHITE GUILT IS DEAD!

Look at my fellow conservatives! There they go, glumly shuffling along, depressed by the election aftermath. Not me. I'm virtually euphoric. Don't get me wrong. I'm not thrilled with America 's flirtation with neo socialism. But there's a massive silver lining in those magical clouds that lofted Barak Obama to the Presidency. For today, without a shred of intellectually legitimate opposition, I can loudly proclaim to America : The Era of White Guilt is over.

This seemingly impossible event occurred because the vast majority of white Americans didn't give a fluff about skin color, and enthusiastically pulled the voting lever for a black man. Not just any black man. A very liberal black man who spent his early career race-hustling banks, praying in a racist church for 20 years, and actively worked with America-hating domestic terrorists. Wow! Some resume! Yet they made Barak Obama their leader. Therefore, as of Nov 4th, 2008, white guilt is dead.

For over a century, the millstone of white guilt hung around our necks, retribution for slave-owning predecessors. In the 60s, American liberals began yanking that millstone while sticking a fork in the eye of black Americans, exacerbating the racial divide to extort a socialist solution. But if a black man can become President, exactly what significant barrier is left? The election of Barak Obama absolutely destroys the entire validation of liberal white guilt. The dragon is hereby slain.

So today, I'm feeling a little "uppity," if you will. From this day forward, my tolerance level for having my skin color hustled is now exactly ZERO. And it's time to clean house. No more Reverend Wright's "God Damn America ," Al Sharpton's Church of Perpetual Victimization , or Jesse Jackson's rainbow racism. Cornell West? You're a fraud. Go home. All those "black studies" programs that taught kids to hate whitey? You must now thank Whitey. And I want that on the final.

Congressional Black Caucus? Irrelevant. Maxine Waters? Shut up. ACORN? Outlawed. Black Panthers? Go home and pet your kitty. Black separatists? Find another nation that offers better dreams. Go ahead. I'm waiting.

Gangsta rappers? Start praising America . Begin with the Pledge of Allegiance. And please.no more ebonics. Speak English, and who knows where you might end up? Oh, yeah. pull up your pants. Your underwear is showing. You look stupid.

To those Eurosnots who forged entire careers hating America? I'm still waiting for the first black French President.

And let me offer an equal opportunity whupping. I've always despised lazy white people. Now, I can talk smack about lazy black people. You're poor because you quit school, did drugs, had three kids with three different fathers, and refuse to work. So when you plop your Colt 45-swilling, Oprah watchin' butt on the couch and complain "Da Man is keepin' me down," allow me to inform you: Da Man is now black. You have no excuses.

No more quotas. No more handouts. No more stealing my money because someone's great-great-great grandparents suffered actual pain and misery at the hands of people I have no relation to, and personally revile.

It's time to toss that massive, obsolete race-hustle machine upon the heap of the other stupid 60s ideas. Drag it over there, by wife swapping, next to dope-smoking. Plenty of room right between free love and cop-killing. Careful. don't trip on streaking. There ya go, don't be gentle. Just dump it. Wash your hands. It's filthy.

In fact, Obama's ascension created a gargantuan irony. How can you sell class envy and American unfairness when you and your black wife went to Ivy League schools, got high-paying jobs, became millionaires, bought a mansion, and got elected President? How unfair is that??? Now, Like a delicious O'Henry tale, Obama's spread-the-wealth campaign rendered itself moot by it's own victory! America is officially a meritocracy. Obama's election has validated American conservatism!

So, listen carefully. Wham!!!

That's the sound of my foot kicking the door shut on the era of white guilt. The rites have been muttered, the carcass lowered, dirt shoveled, and tombstone erected. White guilt is dead and buried.

However, despite my glee, there's apparently one small, rabid bastion of American racism remaining. Black Americans voted 96% for Barak Obama. Hmmm. In a color-blind world, shouldn't that be 50-50? Tonight, every black person should ask forgiveness for their apparent racism and prejudice towards white people. Maybe it's time to start spreading the guilt around.

The Destructive Power of Whiteness

Just when you think they can't reach any lower, Liberals once again have proven that there is no limit to the depths of the Pit of Liberal Idiocy. The latest stupid idea from their sewer of sludge is a new racist educational program, called "The Destructive Power of Whiteness". In this seminar, kids of color are exposed to that age-old evil called "Whiteness", while white kids are supposed to be appropriately ashamed and apologetic for being melanin-deficient in skin and attitude.

How many times have we heard public school teachers belly-ache about overcrowded classrooms and a shortened school day limiting the "precious time" that teachers have to teach their students the basics, so they can function in an increasingly changing global economy?

Nonetheless, school officials in diverse locations have no problem wasting that "precious time" on useless, Liberal-spewed pap that does absolutely NOTHING to help young people function in the real world and survive in a competitive work force. This ridiculous seminar won't improve a kid's reading or math skills, or prepare that kid to pass college entrance exams. This kind of stupidity is a complete WASTE of TIME and MONEY, which could be spent more productively in preparing young people for adulthood and the workplace.

On top of that, it's a completely RACIST seminar designed to make white kids feel guilty for something they can't help: being white. Despite muttonheaded Liberal claims to the contrary, this program is another textbook example of the cultural polarization that Liberals have been engineering since the 1960's.

If you find out your kids are expected to sit through this exercise in foolishness, excuse them from attending school that day. If the school attempts to penalize your kid for not being part of this Circus of Stupidity, raise cain with the school board. Programs like "The Destructive Power of Whiteness" need to be shut down for good, and the remaining teaching materials should be burned.

'Nuff said.