The "Free Mumia" Movement Defies Simple Logic

I'm not not going to go into all the details about convicted murderer Mumia Abu-Jamal. If you aren't familiar with this famous case, read about it here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumia_Abu-Jamal

This guy spawned a 3 decade movement based on his supposed innocence. There's now a movie out that tries to sympathize with this movement, just to keep the minions in a lather.

The only reason I'm even talking about this is because you have to put your brain on hold to think Mumia Abu-Jamal is innocent.

Let's review the facts:

A Policeman was shot to death.

The murder weapon was right at the scene.

Ballistics examinations matched bullet fragments in the body to the murder weapon.

The murder weapon was registered to Mumia Abu-Jamal.

Abu-Jamal was wearing a shoulder holster.

The cop fired off a shot in self-defense. That shot hit Mumia Abu-Jamal.

Defenders of Mumia Abu-Jamal claim someone else shot the policeman with Mumia's gun and ran away. This belief is bolstered by the fact that forensic examiners didn't try to get any fingerprints off the murder weapon because they believed the prints would have been contaminated.

Nonetheless, you need to suspend common logic if think Abu-Jamal didn't do it.

If Mumia Abu-Jamal didn't shoot that cop, who grabbed his gun and fired it? You'd think that if a guy got close enough to grab your pistol from a shoulder holster, you wouldn't have any trouble identifying the thug.

Derrrrrr....

The fact that Mumia Abu-Jamal tried to defend himself in court and turned that trial into a circus only cements in my mind that he is guilty, and he isn't man enough to admit it, apologize for it, and take his lumps.

Daniel Faulkner was just a lower middle class guy who served his country in the Army, and his city as a policeman.

Daniel Faulkner didn't need to die. He was just doing his job. An angry activist killed him over a simple traffic violation. That is nothing but pure selfishness, not to mention extreme stupidity.

The sad fact is, Mumia Abu-Jamal got better than he deserves. He should be thankful that his death sentence was overturned on a mere technicality. The rest of the case is evident to anybody with a fully functioning brain.

Mumia Abu-Jamal is a killer who never apologized for his crime. His celebrity status is undeserved, and the people who maintain his innocence are in denial of irrefutable facts and simple logic. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see through the silliness of the "Free Mumia" movement.

May Mr. Abu-Jamal enjoy his time at the Grey Bar Hilton.

'Nuff said.

Rush Limbaugh's Robots

There is one undeniable fact: Left-Wing Liberals hate Rush Limbaugh with a passion.
If you're not familiar with the astronomic prominence of right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, you must have just stepped off the Alien Mother Ship. But what is most interesting about Limbaugh's left-wing detractors is one particular viewpoint: that (I paraphrase here) Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi and his fans are nothing but a bunch of brainwashed, knuckle-dragging morons. Actually, they're not far off the mark.
Rush Limbaugh's success is no accident. The NeoCon Movement has it's roots in the popularity and success of Rush Limbaugh, with the help of some Third Reich technology. Here's how.
In World War II, a German scientist named Stumpfheit discovered that certain inaudible sound waves had a hypnotic effect on the brain. When blended with a charismatic voice like Adolph Hitler's, the sound waves neutralized the brain's judgement center, making the listener believe what the speaker was saying. The German's used Stumpfheit's system as a propaganda delivery meduim. At the end of the war, Stumpfheit and all his research disappeared. 15 years later, Stumpfheit was found dead in Argentina.
In the 1960's, Stumpfheit's papers were discovered by Edward Householder, an engineer who left a promising career at NASA to start his own electronics firm. The Acme Radiotronics SHAM filter, based on Stumpfheit's prototype, was produced by Householder and sold to radio and television broadcasting companies to improve their market share. The device made Householder rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But, once more, the secret of the device, conceived by Stumpfheit and improved by Householder, was lost, as Householder's company was closed and his research materials destroyed after his death in 1977.
This is where we NeoCons come in. We found an Acme SHAM device at a surplus yard in Phoenix, Arizona. Advances in technology allowed us to defeat Householder's built-in protection, which originally kept anyone from examining the circuitry in Acme's filters. We discovered a simple design, yet it was a brilliant combination of components. We duplicated the circuitry and tested its functionality. All we needed was the right voice.
That voice was Rush Limbaugh.
In the 1980's, we discovered Limbaugh in Sacramento, struggling to build an audience for his radio program. His voice was uncannily like Hitler's. Under another pretext, our technicians installed our SHAM at the radio station where Limbaugh's broadcast originated from. The rest is, as they say, broadcast history.
So, as you can fathom, Rush Limbaugh does preach to his brainwashed audience, thanks to us.
We can tell you this for 2 reasons. First, most of you won't believe this anyway. Second, our devices are integrated so seamlessly into the stations we have infiltrated, that even an analyst couldn't find our micro-SHAMs.
The end is near, Liberals. Resistance is futile.