"I failed to react in a proper manner and demand immediate military aid to our Benghazi Mission Compound, which was undoubtedly under attack.
Unfortunately, it is clear I am not competent to hold the position President Obama so graciously appointed me to, and therefore, I tender my resignation immediately."
My fellow Americans,
Contrary to what gun owners say about me, I am not against private gun ownership.
To aid all Americans in participating in their 2nd Amendment rights, I propose a new program.
Anybody who wishes to own a firearm will be given a musket, paid for by your government. Instructions for its proper use will be provided.
Government approved black powder will be available for 100 dollars an ounce.
Traditional lead musket balls are environmentally unsafe. Musket balls of a government approved material will be available for 10 dollars apiece.
All proceeds from the sale of black powder and musket balls will be used for gang violence abatement and birth control education programs.
I believe now that my administration has come up with a compromise on gun ownership that is satisfactory in meeting the intent of the Founding Fathers when they wrote the 2nd Amendment.
Thank you for your cooperation.
--President Barack Obama
...when it comes to his idea that the Mainstream Media and the Press have a huge investment of their reputations tied up in Barack Obama, and their reactions to Paul Ryan's acceptance speech proves it.
The press, mainstream news, and left wing blogs are furiously fact-checking everything that comes from the mouths of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan and exploiting anything that doesn't suit their idea of what is "factually correct".
Take for example Ryan's comments about the GM plant that closed in spite of Obama's campaign promise to help it retool and stay open for another century.
The unified response is that "the decision was made by GM to close the plant before Obama took office".
Okay, guys, if that's true, it proves at best that Obama shot his mouth off again before checking his facts.
Here is the actual fact-checking article by the Washington Examiner, which contains copies of actual GM documents and is being virtually IGNORED by the mainstream media, Politifact, and Left Wing bloggers:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2506462
There is also a slew of defenses over the claims that Ryan's speech was filled with lies:
http://washingtonexaminer.com/a-defense-of-paul-ryans-speech/article/2506511
http://www.forbes.com/sites/aroy/2012/08/30/yes-paul-ryan-spoke-the-truth-about-obamas-fiscal-record/
http://babalublog.com/2012/08/paul-ryans-speech-in-a-nutshell-poop-vs-math-vs-poop-checkers/
http://www.freedomreport.org/era-of-media-fact-checkers-intimidating-republicans-is-over/
The REAL fact is that the mainstream media, left wing news channels, and left wing blogs are in unison on the 5 things they claim Paul Ryan lied about in his acceptance speech, even when they can be shown as factually incorrect in their criticisms.
Those sites which call themselves "fact checkers" are simply using the official DNC position as their reference point. Please don't lecture me on how biased Fox news is, when you have Rachel Maddow making factually incorrect assumptions against Conservatives, and blogs like HuffPo and Kos publishing anti-Republican hit pieces or lame op-eds that claim Fox News anchors are made up to look like prostitutes, for example.
These "fact-check" outlets are proving themselves to be Pravda-like tools of the Democrat Political machine, and people are beginning to wake up to this fact.
Go get 'em, Mr. Ryan. We believe you over the crapola being spewed by DNC mouthpieces like PolitiHack. com.
Now the Democratic National Convention has gone overboard in its Barack Obama Lovefest with a funky looking sand sculpture of the POTUS that will greet everyone as they come to the convention:
Remember folks, the Democrats have always run campaigns where they claim they are the party that really cares for Average Joe, who makes up the backbone of the U.S.A., while Republicans want to see Joe starving in the streets or enslaved to eeeeevil dea-end low-paying jobs.
Then just google around blogs or Craigslist political forums and feast your eyes on what labels Liberal Democrats have placed upon all that they hate:
The farmers who grow our food and meat are referred as to "hicks".
The guy who changes the oil in their expensive Prius or BMW is a "service monkey".
The legal firearms owner is a right wing gun nut.
Wal-Mart is a legalized slave plantation.
The stay-at-home mom is an idiot who has never worked a day in her life.
The religious believer is a deluded "fundie" who hates science.
The owner of a large personal vehicle is an environmental rapist.
Anybody without a college degree is an illiterate moron.
The Fox News audience is "brainwashed".
The Obama critic is a hooded Neo-Nazi.
The wealthy man is a lazy, profiteering pirate.
The unborn are parasites.
A Republican is a selfish, fat, buck-toothed, NASCAR-loving buffoon
Chick-Fil-A is a "junk food" restaurant.
All pastors are child molesters.
Ronald Reagan was the enemy of all mankind.
Pro-Life advocates screaming anti-abortion extremists.
The United States is the most selfish, wasteful nation on earth.
Feel free to add more labels as you wish!
And remember... "You didn't build that."
...the Lefty Democrats would be chirping in unison about what a wonderful chain of restaurants Chick-fil-A is, with the restaurants' offerings of fresh grilled white meat chicken, healthy sides of veggies, and air-popped fries.
Instead, CEO Dan Cathy's politically incorrect opinions about gay marriage have earned him such stellar criticisms from the Lefty Blog-o-Sphere as running a corporation that serves "junk food" and "crap on a bun".
Funny how that works, huh?
Say the wrong thing and The Left suddenly decides white meat chicken is "junk food".
Too funny!
Ever since President Obama uttered those famous sound bytes (I say toh-may-toh, you say toh-mah-toh), I've noticed other news services picking up on this and using the Obama-faux-Pakistani pronunciation for the country we now know as "Pocky-Stawn".
Are the news services trying to cover for the President's odd-sounding utterances (remember "corpse-man")?
Or does President Obama now dictate how those who love him will speak?
Democrats all over the internet faithfully copy 'n' paste the most popular Democratic Party Talking points as part of the DNC's "new media" campaign to attract younger voters.
Of course, these talking points are presented as "fact" with no critical analysis (despite the fact that liberal Democrats are famous for claiming they hold the monopoly on critical thought). Here's a list of popular topics posted on a Craigslist forum with some honesty tossed in by me:
REASONS TO VOTE FOR OBAMA
•Obama has overhauled the food
safety system
All by himself, nonetheless(smirk)! So why are we still getting salmonella recalls for that wonderful fresh lettuce Michelle wants us to eat?
•Advanced women's rights in the work place
Like the right to hold your employer hostage for a few months because you decided to get pregnant? I think an employer is being incredibly generous to keep hold your job for you, pay you for no work, and hire a temp to do your work for you while you enjoy motherhood. It stops being generosity, however, when you run to your liberal representative and make it a mandatory burden on a business owner.
•Ended Don't
Ask, Don't Tell (DADT) in our military
So are the military recruitment offices now swarmed by gays wanting to join the service? Not really. It was just more posturing by the military-hating Left.
•Stopped defending DOMA in court.
Soon you will be able to marry your cat. Thanks, libs!
•Passed the Hate Crimes bill.
Another bill that favors chosen people while ignoring the majority.
•Appointed two pro-choice women to the
Supreme Court.
Uh, I thought judges were supposed to be appointed based on their legal experience vs. their polittical views. This an admission that the Left prefers to enforce the Tyranny of the Minority through the courts. Screw what the majority thinks!
•Expanded access to medical care and provided subsidies for
people who can't afford it.
All paid for by...... YOU AND ME. Liberals are so generous with other peoples' money.
•Expanded the Children's Health Insurance
Program (CHIP)
Another burden states can't afford, thanks to our crappy economy.
•Fixed the preexisting conditions travesty [and rescissions]
in health insurance.
Which could have been done WITHOUT nationalizing healthcare.
•Invested in clean energy.
...in companies that went bankrupt. Need I say more?
•Overhauled the credit
card industry, making it much more consumer-friendly.
With 2000 pages of new regulations in addition to the 1000's that failed before. Good job!
•While Dodd-Frank bill
was weak in many respects, it was still an extremely worthwhile start at
re-regulating the financial sector.
See the previous response.
•He created a Elizabeth Warren's dream
agency: The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.
Oh, boy, another expensive bureaucracy, named after the phony Indian Princess.
•He's done a lot for
veterans
So did his predecessor. In fact, his predecessor took the time, and still takes the time, to visit and pray with wounded warriors, while Obama parties at George Clooney's Brentwood Palace.
•He got help for people whose health was injured during the
clean-up after the 9/11 attacks.
That may be one of the few things Obama got right. His batting average is still pretty piss-poor in comparison.
Hey Democrats, why aren't you chiming about Obama "saving" General Motors? Could it be the latest news that GM is once more anemic, in debt, and that wonderful expensive Volt is the least popular model GM makes? Oh, snap, Obama proves once more that he's an amateur when it comes to business.
Once again, the President is running around spewing doom-and-gloom prophecies, as he attacks the budget proposal of Republican Congressman Paul Ryan (who, in my humble opinion, knows more about economics on a grand scale than Counselor Obama will ever know).
Obama's throwing out the typical fearmongering lines, including (I paraphrase) "Schoolkids are going to starve!", and "Thousands of elderly won't get their medicine!" (this is especially ironic, since the POTUS already mentioned a while back that it may be more expedient for the gubmint if granny settles for pain pills instead of a hip replacement).
Of course, Ryan's propsal doesn't single out either of these things, this is just what OBAMA threatens to cut if the Ryan budget were to be passed.
Here are some things you WON'T hear from the President as he attempts to sell us on his massive spending increases:
"If the country adopts these "draconian" Republican spending cuts..."
"...Government agencies like the NSA will find it more difficult to fund "conferences" in places like Las Vegas".
"...college professors making 6 figure salaries might lose their housing allowances."
"...Government employees would be forced to contribute a small portion of their wages to their pensions and healthcare plans."
"...there won't be any money to loan to alternative energy companies like Solyndra."
"...public universities won't have any way to fund correlative studies that prove Republicans are stupider than Democrats."
"...I might run out of "Obama Money" to buy votes with."
"...there won't be any grant money to fund important research projects like the life cycle of the now-extinct Screw Worm."
"...Government employees might lose their "company cars".
"...the national Bullying Awareness Campaign would have to be cut."
"...young males would have to buy their own prophylactics at the Circle K."
"...there won't be any funding for works of art that feature a cross in a jar of urine."
"...school adminstrators won't get their offices redecorated."
"...the government won't be able to issue debit cards which can be spent on lap dances."
"...we won't be able to fund sex change operations for convicted felons in prison."
"And what about the algae? How will we find a better a way to grow algae?"
If President Obama had the SLIGHTEST bit of intellectual honesty, he'd see just how much of the working man's money is being WASTED, yet he continues to LIE to the public about the effects of not adopting his spending increases which are guaranteed to send the United States into financial ruin.
It's time to end the hyperbole, get real, tighten our belts, and send Obama back to the community he supposedly helped to "organize". Let's give him a second shot to try and get that right.
'Nuff said.
CAPITALISM: I need new shoes for my plow mule. I go to the village blacksmith, and either pay him cash or barter some of my goods or services in exchange for the shoes. My mule gets reshoed and I can plow my field.
SOCIALISM: I need new shoes for the plow mule that the village allowed me to own. I cannot afford to buy new shoes for the mule since I am taxed at 90% of my income to pay for "free" services like shoeing the mule. I must apply to the Mayor for the shoes.
The Mayor's secretary takes all the forms I fill out, and tells me I will be contacted when the forms are approved. My field remains unplowed.
I get notified 2 weeks later that I can get the shoes. I go the village blacksmith. There is a huge waiting list for people who need the blacksmith's services. He tells me he'll call me when it's my turn. My fields remain unplowed.
3 weeks later, the blacksmith notifies me by pony express that I have an appointment. I take my mule to the blacksmith. He re-shoes the mule.
I take my mule back home, start plowing my fields 5 weeks late into the growing season, and one of the mule's new shows breaks in 2... it's poorly made. I go back to the blacksmith, who informs me I have to go to the Mayor and complain since he doesn't deal directly with the public. He's just a service contracted by the village.
I go to the Mayor and complain that my mule needs shoes. The Mayor's secretary gives me more forms to fill out. I tell her I can't wait and if the blacksmith can't fix the problem, I want to go to another blacksmith.
The Mayor's secretary informs me that this is the only village-approved blacksmith, and going to a non-approved blacksmith is illegal. I tell her without plowing my fields, my family is going to starve. She gives me a whole slew of new forms labeled "welfare".
I fill out all the forms. A week later, I have a writ that allows me to go to any other farm and help myself to their produce. I can also go the Village General Store and help myself to anything but whiskey or tobacco. This writ has no expiration.
Now my family is all fat, dumb, and happy, we have all we need, and I didn't work a day for it.
However, the rest of the village now hates me. I can't fathom why.
MSNBC, the lowest rated cable news network, is well known for its Left-leaning content and such 'fair and balanced' commentators as Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, the latter a former OK sportscaster turned mediocre political pundit.
MSNBC has been lowest in the ratings among news networks for some time, making lots of people wonder why NBC keeps this channel going, since it's obvious NBC is losing lots of money to keep MSNBC afloat.
Perhaps NBC needs to change the name of the network, since I recently saw this definition for the MSNBC acronym:
Must Show Nothing But Crap.
I'm still laughing over that one.
From the U.K. Guardian:
Vice president Joe Biden accuses predecessor Dick Cheney of 'rewriting history and misrepresenting facts'
White House number two responds to the latest anti-Obama tirade from Bush cabinet hawk
Andrew Clark in New York guardian.co.uk, Monday 15 February 2010
"It was billed as the battle of the vice-presidents. Joe Biden today accused his predecessor, Dick Cheney, of rewriting history, misrepresenting facts and making "factually, substantively wrong" assertions as the White House lost patience with the Bush administration's hawkish second-in-command. "
"In a stream of vitriolic assaults Cheney has become by far the most outspoken alumnus of the Bush era, repeatedly complaining that the US has gone soft on terror. "
Let's look at some of the so-called "vitriolic assaults" Cheney is accused of:
...Declaring himself "very nervous and very upset" by the direction of policy, Cheney said he was unhappy with the Obama administration's "mindset" of treating terror suspects as mere criminals, rather than as enemy combatants engaged in a war against the US.
Wow! What vitriol!
...And he attacked the possibility of one of the masterminds of the World Trade Centre attacks, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, being tried in New York, as a "big mistake".
"Big mistake"! Man, those must be "harsh words" to feel-good Leftists like Andrew Clark. Dick Cheney is such a meanie!
"Ramping up his assault, Cheney suggested that the Obama administration was trying to claim unfair credit for bringing the war in Iraq to a close: "It ought to go with a healthy dose of 'thank you George Bush'."
Heaven forbid the Obama Adminstration should thank George W. Bush for anything, except providing Obama with a scapegoat for his own incompetence!
..."The biggest strategic threat the US faces today is the possibility of another 9/11 with a nuclear weapon or a biological weapon," said the 69-year-old veteran Republican.
"If the mindset is it's not likely, then it's difficult to mobilise resources and get people to give it the priority it deserves."
What a low, below-the-belt attack! How could anybody be critical of the President? It's just plain un-American, unless you're a Lefty bashing Bush.
"Reluctant to rise to Cheney's bait, the White House adopted a respectful tone in responding to his remarks for many months."
After attacking the Bush Administration repeatedly on the War On Terror all during President Obama's election campaign. Payback sucks, doesn't it?
"...People close to Cheney say he is motivated by a genuine concern that the Obama administration is weak on security. But liberal blogger Andrew Sullivan, a former editor of the New Republic, suggested this week that his position is defensive: "He knows justice is coming, and he knows that one day the full truth will come out and there will be no hiding. Until then, he will fight and fight and break every taboo that respect for the constitution and for civil discourse requires."
Liberals everywhere have been salivating over the idea of exacting revenge on Bush and Cheney by dragging both of them up before a world court on war crimes charges. Time and time again, Left-Wingers haver shown a preference for punishing Bush and Cheney over keeping the U.S. safe from terrorism. In the eye of the hard-core American Liberal, terrorists who plant land mines in childrens' playgrounds are just frustrated victims of U.S./Israeli colonialism.
The real sad thing here is, why does ANYBODY listen to Biden the Human Gaffe Machine? Did he really think his parroted banter about drones and killing Al-Qaeda leadership excuses the fact that 2 Nigerians managed to get onto American airliners carrying explosive materials?
If President Obama was smart, he would have chosen a more streetwise Veep. The man needs to have a nice cup of Shut-Up.
In the meantime, the Obama Adminsistration's handling of terroists is a lesson in bungling, and all Obama's people can do is try to deflect blame by firing at Dick Cheney.
"Good afternoon! This is your pilot, Captain Obama!"
"Miraculously, our flight has pulled out of the tailspin it went into due to circumstances beyond my control. I'm not quite sure how that happened, but I'm happy to take the credit for leveling the plane out, regardless. If you're still feeling queasy, please don't hesitate to ask for an Application Form for a TARP Airsick Bag. The form is in triplicate, so be sure to write firmly and legibly. Keep the pink copy for yourself. Your requests will be reviewed and processed in a timely manner by our Review Board."
"I'm happy to report that we are now in level flight at an altitude of 2 feet over Seal Level, and only 3 of our 4 engines are on fire. Although we are only 1 hour into our 4 hour flight, we've wasted nearly all of our fuel, and we have no way of repairing our other 3 ruined engines, I am confident that we will reach our destination nonetheless. I have decided therefore to change course. My Co-Pilot, Mrs. Pelosi, and my Navigator, Mr. Reid, assure me that we will reach our destination in spite of any calculations to the contrary made by any of you passengers. Remember, we know this aircraft better than you, so stop listening to everybody else, shut up, and just let us do our jobs."
If you wish to lodge a complaint, however, a form is available, and once completed, will be forwarded to Republican Airlines, who were maintaining this aircraft up to the moment I stepped onboard. Although both Democrat and Republican Airlines use the same flight mechanics, we at Democrat are much better at making sure those mechanics do their jobs properly, as our Head of Maintenance, Mr. Barney Fudd, will attest to.
"Now relax and enjoy the rest of your flight. Our Flight Attendant, Hillary, will be serving Maddow's Kool-Aid, followed up by our in-flight meal of Acorn Soup. Our In-flight movie is "An Inconvenient Truth". Snore-Ease will be provided free of charge. We also have free reading materials, including "Dreams From My Father", by Bill Ayers, "It Takes A Village", by some nameless ghost writer, and Reverend Wright's Annotated White Hatred Bible. If we run out of toilet paper during the flight, we do have biodegradable copies of "Earth In The Balance" available for your use."
"Now that we have all that out of the way, sit down, shut up, and let us drive! Hopefully the other 3 engines will fix themselves, and we'll try to borrow some more fuel along the way. Anybody know how make one of these things fly on solar power?"
"We'll let you know when we're going to land, and we fully expect you will join us on another 4 hour flight as soon as this one is over!"
"Obama out!"
