Democrats LOVE High Gas Prices

Okay, so it's been ages since I've blogged here. I've been busy with work, training, and moving my familay to another county... Ventura. Now I'm back. And blogging.

Well, kiddies, in case you think otherwise, don't be fooled by the recent dog-and-pony show featuring Senator Dianne Feinstein and other useless Democrats as they "grill" Big Oil executives over the recent explosion in fuel prices. It's all a media circus and nothing more, designed to make the proles feel as if their feel-good nice-guy liberal Democrat representatives are "doing something", like getting tough with Big Oil.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

The fact is, Liberal Democrats, who've sold their souls to the Environmental Lobby, LOVE the massive increase in fuel costs over the past year. They couldn't be happier, no matter how dour they look on the Idiot Box. Here's why:

1. TAXES... 80 cents per gallon here in the Golden State. That's EVERYBODY who drives, paying an extra 10 to 20 bucks a week in TAXES. All that wonderful extra money is flowing into Gub-Mint coffers, where, even though it's supposed to be a 'road use' tax, it winds up being tossed into the general kitty and used for just about everything else. Here in California, it's especially bad, because gasoline taxes are used to subsidize Public Transportation in the cities, where rider fares aren't high enough to make these services pay for themselves. If we want a freeway renovation or expansion, the taxpayers get suckered into paying for it through bond initiatives... the kind which have sent California's State Credit Rating into the cellar. Oh, yeah, we can borrow money alright... at interest rates which constitute legalized theft.

If you still don't think the Gub-Mint is tickled pink about the increased revenue, just turn on the Media Wayback Machine and review recent comments by Presidential hopefuls Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Both of them proposed giving Joe Consumer a "gas tax vacation" during the summer. But, while we'd think that would mean a temporary suspension of the sales taxes, nooooooooooooo... they're proposing the Oil Companies pay the taxes FOR the consumer. Ain't that great? It's okay to blather on about "corporate greed" as exemplified by Big Oil, but not a whisper is made by either of them about BIG GUB-MINT GREED... not when it means taxing petroleum at 20 percent!

2. The push towards a Socialist Utopia

Democrats have been beholden to environmental interests since the 1960's. Now, with all the news reports coming out of people cutting back their travel because of high gas prices, and even switching over to Public Transportation, the Liberal Socialists are high-fiving even as I write this. So what if gasoline goes up to 4, 5 or even 10 bucks a gallon? They pay that in Europe. With the fuel price explosion, the United States is moving one step closer to being just like Socialist Western Europe... the dream of all liberal political activists.

3. The Global Warming Boondoggle

Algore's "Earth in the Balance", considered holy scripture by the Environmentalist Movement, calls the internal combustion engine a greater threat to the planet than global nuclear war. Imagine all those poor polar bears floating around on miniature ice floes while the rest of us roast in the 1/2-degree-hotter global climate. Just brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it?

Gas prices are a WONDERFUL tool for reducing this ominous threat and getting more people on the buh-uh-uh-uh-us where they belong. We're one step closer to getting rid of our cars, and living in sustainable 'hives', where we can be watched and controlled by smart, environmentally-sensitive folks, who know what's best for all of us. And the polar bears will be eternally grateful!

And here's the icing on the cake: the Democrats can get away with blaming the entire gas price issue on Big Oil and the Bush Administration, in hopes that the public will ignore the fact that they have NOTHING resembling a comprehensive energy independence strategy... they just keep mealymouthing the same old pap about "green' technologies, solar panels, and windmills (I'll get into their lame lack of a REAL energy policy in another post).

The REAL goal isn't energy independence, anyway. It's about the nationalization of all American corporations, period.

As I thought... 'Live Earth' was Ho-Hum

Just search on the Inter-Web and get the real scoop on how well AlBore's "Live Earth" concerts did overall in TV ratings and ticket sales. And guess what?

"Live Earth" didn't sell out in the live venues, and in America and Britain, the TV ratings were nothing to boast about: Britian's Wembley broadcast had lower ratings than the Concert For Diana, and in the U.S., NBC's 3-hour special had no better ratings than any other Saturday night, which is the worst night for TV watching, according to the Nielsen folks.

The concert promoters in various venues were complaining that tickets didn't sell out because the audience just wanted to see the bands, and not all the ads, lectures by AlBore, videos, and other fillers crammed in between songs.

Also, there were a lot of complaints by TV viewers about 4-letter words being uttered by the performers (what else is new?). The only highlight is on the Inter-Web, where a lot of users logged into the video streams for a short time... and for for FREE.

Looks like once more AlBore and his fellow junk-science peddlers in the Eco-Whacko-left OVERestimated the stupidity of Average Joe.

"Live Earth" Hypocrisy

What a joke.

"Live Earth", AlBore's worldwide concert extravaganza, will cause an enormous amount of pollution to "create awareness" about the danger of causing pollution.

Oh boy! A whole bunch of spoiled musicians, who live in palaces all over the world, are going to teach the rest of us proles how to live better lives, all based on media hype generated from junk science. There's nothing like people who fly everywhere in private jets, bragging about how they're doing their part to "fight global warming" by monitoring their toilet paper use and paying others to run their air conditioners ten minutes a day less by dealing in "Carbon Credits".

And good ol' Al, who lives like a king in a huge, energy-hungry house in Tennessee, will have his chubby mug on tube all weekend... what a way to kick off another Presidential bid.

And in the end, whatever money is made from this event will line the pockets of the promoters, period. It's just another way to get you to give your money to people who "care". And, while the entertainers who are part of this show will "feel good" about having "done something", the fact remains that this public spectacle will do absolutely NOTHING to change the lives of the public at large. It's all smoke.

Personally, I think this event WON'T make the money the promoters are counting on. In fact, I think this thing will lose a TON of money. But to the Failure-Is-Really-Success Liberals, it will counted as huge victory in the War On Global Warming. Ta-da!

I'll tell you what: if you want to make a real difference in the lives of human beings, take all that money you'd blow on 'Live Earth' memorabilia or the upcoming concert DVD, and donate it to the Salvation Army. At least they can show you demonstrable results of the good work thet're doing

The UNfairness Doctrine

Oh boy! the Knucklehead Left has a new weapon they'd love to introduce in their war against free speech... the Fairness Doctrine.
This little legislative beauty (notice how Liberals have to FORCE their nuttiness on the rest of us through legislative trickery or the courts?) is designed to effectively choke off the onslaught that Liberals currently receive from non-liberal media sources by making those sources give some sort of 'equal time' to Leftist dissenters. Of course, the primary target for this new cannon is, you guessed it: Conservative Talk Radio.

It seems that Liberals just can't compete in the commercial market against such radio hosts as Sean Hannity, let alone their most hated enemy and the real focus of this nonsense: Rush Limbaugh. The short dismal history of liberal Air America Radio and the MILLIONS that have been wasted trying to float that leaky boat stand as testimony to the lack of interest people have in listening to such stellar intellects as hack comic Al Franken and nasal-toned Rhandi Rhodes.
If the liberals were as compassionate as they pretend to be, they'd do the country a favor and give Air America the Kevorkian treatment.

The only other venue that the Left has for spouting off their pap is NPR... National Public Radio. That's because NPR is floated by corporate donors and your tax money. In other words, the Libs reach into your pocket to spew their views on the airwaves. And their intent with the reworked Unfairness Doctrine (my nickname) is to force people like Rush Limbauugh to be more like NPR. Wow! What does NPR do? It broadcasts non-interactive content: in other words, you can only LISTEN to NPR... you can't call in and talk to the host, and become part of the debate. No surprise there, Bucko... liberals don't want to debate because they can't win a debate, ever. Just watch them step all over their own tongues on Fox News.

More radio content like BO-ring NPR.... just what the country needs! Ain't libs a creative bunch!

Well, if Senators Hillary Clinton and Barbara Boxer think some stupid legislative action is going to stem the tide of AM Talk Radio and the internet blogs, they're going to find out the hard way that free speech really IS a 1st Amendment guarantee to EVERYBODY, not just to Dan Rather, Rosie O'Donnell, All Franken, and Alec Baldwin. Write your representative and mention this.

If the Left is REALLY interested in fairness and balanced content, let them set the example for everybody else, starting with "The View" on ABC. Now that Rosie O'Donnell is history on that show, Bah-Bah Wah-Wah might consider replacing Rosie with a conservative counterpart and even up the political leanings of the 4 hostesses you see on the show. I nominate Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin for the empty spot. I'd love to see what either of these 2 would do to Joy Behar, a woman who, at her best, is irritating, and at her worst, downright repulsive.

Now THAT's a talk show!

'Nuff said!

The Destructive Power of Whiteness

Just when you think they can't reach any lower, Liberals once again have proven that there is no limit to the depths of the Pit of Liberal Idiocy. The latest stupid idea from their sewer of sludge is a new racist educational program, called "The Destructive Power of Whiteness". In this seminar, kids of color are exposed to that age-old evil called "Whiteness", while white kids are supposed to be appropriately ashamed and apologetic for being melanin-deficient in skin and attitude.

How many times have we heard public school teachers belly-ache about overcrowded classrooms and a shortened school day limiting the "precious time" that teachers have to teach their students the basics, so they can function in an increasingly changing global economy?

Nonetheless, school officials in diverse locations have no problem wasting that "precious time" on useless, Liberal-spewed pap that does absolutely NOTHING to help young people function in the real world and survive in a competitive work force. This ridiculous seminar won't improve a kid's reading or math skills, or prepare that kid to pass college entrance exams. This kind of stupidity is a complete WASTE of TIME and MONEY, which could be spent more productively in preparing young people for adulthood and the workplace.

On top of that, it's a completely RACIST seminar designed to make white kids feel guilty for something they can't help: being white. Despite muttonheaded Liberal claims to the contrary, this program is another textbook example of the cultural polarization that Liberals have been engineering since the 1960's.

If you find out your kids are expected to sit through this exercise in foolishness, excuse them from attending school that day. If the school attempts to penalize your kid for not being part of this Circus of Stupidity, raise cain with the school board. Programs like "The Destructive Power of Whiteness" need to be shut down for good, and the remaining teaching materials should be burned.

'Nuff said.

Hasta La Vista and Good Riddance

Rosie O' Donnell, the imbecilic "Mouth That Roars", has FINALLY had to say 'buh-bye' to her post on that miserable excuse for an "issues" program, 'The View'. I guess even her lefty supporters have had all they can stomach of her blatant nastiness and overbearing stupidity. Although the Loony Left is overpopulated with emotion-driven knuckleheads, Rosie's own brand of ridiculousness has reached such lows that, regardless of what the ABC Networks P.R. Machine will admit, there gets to be a time when idiocy like Rosie's becomes impossible to defend.

So, according to the 'official' sources, Rosie and ABC couldn't come to a mutual contract agreement.

Basically, in my humblest of opinions, Rosie wants to renew her contract, and ABC says "sorry, Babe, but telling an audience that fire has never melted steel has a nasty way of flushing one's credibility down the potty."

There ARE limits to the stupidity which ABC will proffer as "truth".

To top things off, Rosie's latest tirade against Donald Trump, made at a very high-brow function (much to the embarassment of her boss, "Bah-Bah Wah-Wah'), has cemented in the minds of anybody with more than a Forrest Gump IQ that Rosie is nothing but a needlessly vulgar and completely classless human being, with the grace and manners of a gorilla (PETA will probably attack me for insulting the noble apes).

Personally, as I've said many times, there are few things more comical than condescendence fueled by stupidity, and in this vein Rosie O' Donnell is the Queen of Unintentional Comedy, a walking self-parody of gargantuan proprotions (no insult intended against heavy folks. I'm married to a 'curvy girl' and I like every bit of her).

So here's my tribute to Rosie, the Mass Media Knucklehead of the Year!

Liberalism: Circus of the Stupid

The favorite delusion of all Liberals is that they are smarter than Conservatives. In fact, a hard-core lefty will tell you that the main reason Conservatives are so opposed to Liberal ideals is because they are simply too dumb to understand the superiority of the Leftist line of thought. This silly notion is how the self-righteous American Left coddle themselves in the face of majority opposition to their ideas.

Liberals also suffer from politically induced short-term memory loss, because it's the only way that they, as a group, can overlook their spectacular failures, or even rationalize those failures as "successes". I'm talking about such institutions as the Welfare State, Socialized Medicine, and Outcome-Based Public Education. Their Socialist tinkering in all these government entitlement programs has been nothing less than disastrous. I don't need to cite the numerous examples here. Google them yourself. I'd just like to know if there is any Liberal that honestly name any Gub-Mint program that works better than its privatized counterpart.

There's nothing more comical than Liberal condescendence, because it's backed up by stupidity, silly mantras, and bumper-sticker slogans. Not much original thought in the Liberal camp. Same old ideas, biases, and hatreds, just a different day.

I wonder if modern Liberals really understand how much they resemble Hitler's Nazis in their hatred, bigotry, and propaganda-slinging.

Talk about your state of denial.

Time To Get Serious

I've been playing around with the whole blog idea for a couple of years, I've posted a few entries, but now it's time to get regular and post my thoughts on all the silliness I see around me and read on the Inter-Web. I'm not going to worry about theme, structure, or content, other than that I'm a NeoCon with an axe to grind against the ignorance being slung at people like myself, especially by wack-job liberals puking from behind the safety of their little PC's. I'm going to post whenever I like, on whatever sparks a response from me. I hope you enjoy my sense of humor, because, face it, Liberals just can't be taken real seriously.

Blog on!

Rush Limbaugh's Robots

There is one undeniable fact: Left-Wing Liberals hate Rush Limbaugh with a passion.
If you're not familiar with the astronomic prominence of right-wing talk radio host Rush Limbaugh, you must have just stepped off the Alien Mother Ship. But what is most interesting about Limbaugh's left-wing detractors is one particular viewpoint: that (I paraphrase here) Rush Limbaugh is a Nazi and his fans are nothing but a bunch of brainwashed, knuckle-dragging morons. Actually, they're not far off the mark.
Rush Limbaugh's success is no accident. The NeoCon Movement has it's roots in the popularity and success of Rush Limbaugh, with the help of some Third Reich technology. Here's how.
In World War II, a German scientist named Stumpfheit discovered that certain inaudible sound waves had a hypnotic effect on the brain. When blended with a charismatic voice like Adolph Hitler's, the sound waves neutralized the brain's judgement center, making the listener believe what the speaker was saying. The German's used Stumpfheit's system as a propaganda delivery meduim. At the end of the war, Stumpfheit and all his research disappeared. 15 years later, Stumpfheit was found dead in Argentina.
In the 1960's, Stumpfheit's papers were discovered by Edward Householder, an engineer who left a promising career at NASA to start his own electronics firm. The Acme Radiotronics SHAM filter, based on Stumpfheit's prototype, was produced by Householder and sold to radio and television broadcasting companies to improve their market share. The device made Householder rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But, once more, the secret of the device, conceived by Stumpfheit and improved by Householder, was lost, as Householder's company was closed and his research materials destroyed after his death in 1977.
This is where we NeoCons come in. We found an Acme SHAM device at a surplus yard in Phoenix, Arizona. Advances in technology allowed us to defeat Householder's built-in protection, which originally kept anyone from examining the circuitry in Acme's filters. We discovered a simple design, yet it was a brilliant combination of components. We duplicated the circuitry and tested its functionality. All we needed was the right voice.
That voice was Rush Limbaugh.
In the 1980's, we discovered Limbaugh in Sacramento, struggling to build an audience for his radio program. His voice was uncannily like Hitler's. Under another pretext, our technicians installed our SHAM at the radio station where Limbaugh's broadcast originated from. The rest is, as they say, broadcast history.
So, as you can fathom, Rush Limbaugh does preach to his brainwashed audience, thanks to us.
We can tell you this for 2 reasons. First, most of you won't believe this anyway. Second, our devices are integrated so seamlessly into the stations we have infiltrated, that even an analyst couldn't find our micro-SHAMs.
The end is near, Liberals. Resistance is futile.

The Theocracy Is Coming

There is great concern these days, coming from various Left-Wing pundits, that Republican Conservatives are voting on issues based on their religious beliefs; in effect, the Republican takeover of Congress and the White House are signposts of a "theocratic" government on the horizon... and this makes liberals cringe.

Deal with it, guys... we NeoCon Conspirators have been bringing on this "theocracy" for years... you've just finally discovered it.

Sure, we all know that man is just a higher form of animal, with natural propensities towards selfishness, dishonesty, greed, promiscuity, and alcohol and drug abuse. Progressives from the "if it feels good, do it" generation have done their level best to help us understand this and progress towards the implementation of the "no-fault society". Party on, dudes!

We NeoCon Bible-Beaters are a bunch of sourpusses, however, and we can't stand to watch anybody having fun. Hence the need for a "theocracy"--- a religiously-inspired form of oppressive restraint against the phoney-baloney, plastic-banana, free-love generation.

To get make this work, we've been placing our operatives--both Democrat and Republican-- in various strategic high office positions for many years now. Enough of them are in Washington now to begin the roll-out of our theocratic takeover of America. We effectively spoil all the fun everybody's having by reintroducing our radical, retrograde concepts:

Honesty
Integrity
Personal Responsibility
Self-Reliance
Common Courtesy
Mutual Respect
Compassion
Humility
Self-Control

These oppressive, neanderthal concepts will be used to effectively destroy everybody's good times, and brainwash our most precious asset... the children.

BEWARE, FOOLISH MORTALS. THE END (OF THE RAVE PARTY) IS NEAR.

You're NOT paranoid, O Progressive One!

There really IS a NeoCon conspiracy. Progressives had been working tirelessly for 80 years to make the United States a country of true social justice, where there is government-mandated equality for all. We NeoCons got tired of it, so we rigged the last two Presidential elections to make sure Republicans became the ruling majority in this country. We will put a stop to your idea of "progress" in America, and here's why:

1. We want to get rich on the labors of the poor. Inequality and greed are good. After all, we need people to look down on. Being rich isn't fun if EVERYBODY is wealthy. And being poor stinks.

2. Evironmental conservation is a stumbling block to our pleasure. Who cares if civilization dies choking on carbon monoxide, while wading in a sea of consumer garbage? As long as we can get faster cars and bigger plasma TV's, Mother Earth can take a flying leap through a rolling doughnut.

3. Religious and racial intolerance have existed forever, and we think it's pointless to fight it. Besides, cops and lawyers need something to do. We'll make sure there's plenty of work for both.

4. You need religion. We think it's time you handed your kids over to us, so we can force them to memorize Bible verses in public schools. Then their tiny brains will be irreversibly warped by learning radical concepts like "Love your neighbor as yourself".

5. Women need to leave the workplace and head back to the house. On top of that, abortion needs to be abolished so that we can populate the Earth with as many new little NeoCons as possible. Women are for doing laundry, making dinner and having babies, period. We will re-establish that.

6. We will make it law that ALL citizens, regardless of their background, can carry weapons. Also, we will reward good gun-toting citizens a 1000.00 bounty for each Progressive they bring to the authorities, dead or alive.

7. Homosexuals , Lesbians and Transsexuals will be sent to a penal colony, where they will learn gender-appopriate behavior and be re-introduced into society.

Although this seems ludicrous, these are the reasons Progressives fear and hate us. And since Progressives are so much smarter than us "NeoCon Retards", they must be right. Be afraid. Be very very afraid.